I have a new catch-phrase/solution to all of life's problems. Fire and brimstone. Eh? Ehhh? It really does work, just allow me to demonstrate: noisy neighbors? Fire and brimstone. Bad drivers? Fire and brimstone. Totally sinful nation/city? Calls to repent, and intercessory prayer. I bet you thought I was going to say "Total obliteration of masses of people by the actions of a righteously wrathful God." didn't you? You horrible, horrible person.
So don't delay, call down fire and brimstone today.
All life's problems can be solved by several dozen tons of burning sulfur.
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High explosives and heavy machine gun fire is much more practical
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